Why the Days are Getting Longer

Hio. Joee here. c:

I don’t think I’m mad that I got demoted, I’m just frustrated to see the many flaws that could be so easy to fix, that I can’t (anymore).

But Vince demoted me over personal grudge (saying he could not trust me despite my loyalty for the past month or two), and now I’m stuck with a mod rank (which won’t accomplish nearly as much as owner would).

So here’s a poll, and if you need further convincing I’ll run through the details of my demotion and everything in PC with you. xD

 Waffleman 

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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course,please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
( B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

PS: Now give this LEVEL INTENSITY NUETRAL KINSHIP (L.I.N.K.) to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same person who gave you this S.H.I.T., they have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.

Sincerely,
The Director Under the Minnesota Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching.
(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)

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